HAROLD: A teacher.
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.
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"I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful." -- Manuel, age 8
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries. The boy opened the box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table. "What are you doing?" his mother asked. "The box says not to eat them if the seal is broken" the boy explained. "I'm looking for the seal."
"TNT." -- Given as an answer for a written spelling bee, when the teacher called the word "dynamite."
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite. "They didn't see it -- it was all cut off!" -- 2 year old son, when his mother was asked how his grandparents liked his new haircut
My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?" I mentally polished my halo while I asked, "No, how are we alike?"
"You're both old," he replied. The other day my five year old grandson was lounging on my lap:
"Don't kid me, Mom, I know they're my feet." -- 3 year old son, when his mother told him his shoes were on the wrong feet
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Daycare ManagersVirginia and Robert Varga have a combined 25+ years experience with teaching chidren, Child Care Centers, Daycares, and Preschools. Archives
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